Guitar FB2

 

Operation a SUCCESS!!  Wood clamps
and Home Depot straight brackets complete the abomination of what was once
a beautiful Fender Stratocaster. The dull buff scar is actually from
another operation: a friend of mine who restores wood furniture, pianos
especially, took off the brackets and put dowels in there criss-crossed
across the split seam. He called me and said “Yeah, that body’s solid
now. You won’t need those brackets on there anymore, I took them all
off.” WHAT?!” I cried, “Put them back on, that’s what he’s
famous for now!”